Helen, Daria and others in “Unfinished Business”

Helen

Don't start, girls. Your father and I are very upset that you broke your curfew last night.

Daria

I didn't know I had a curfew.

Jake

Well, that's interesting, Daria; I didn't, either. But according to your mother...

Helen

Jake! The point is, you were out way too late, which is why tonight we're going to...

Quinn

Destroy our lives with your crushing rules and regulations? I can't breathe, Mother! I can't breathe!

Helen

No, tonight we're going to set some... boundaries. And we'd like your input.

Quinn

Well, everybody knows that late curfews should be go to people who can use them: attractive and popular people with lots of friends.

Daria

Wow! Who said that? Thomas Jefferson? Or was it Barbie?

Jake

It can't be Jefferson.

Quinn

Of course not. No pin-headed historical person could ever make that much sense.