This has been so much fun. We really should get hold of devastatingly toxic chemicals more often.
I am rather enjoying myself. Where to next?
There's one last broccoli farm left in the greater Los Angeles area. We take that out, they'll HAVE to serve fries at Burgerphile again.
What's Elise doing here?
[both vehicles stop in the middle of road]
Dan! [comes out from the car and confronts him for taking her ID] You are a dead man!
[comes out from the truck] Okay, before you start in on one of your irrational "You-took-my-ID-a and-used-it-to-steal-weapons-grade-def foliants-from-the army," let's take a moment to think about what's really important. Friendship. [Elise punches him] Ow! Jerk!
Where's my ID?
It's in the truck! Go ahead and take it, I don't need it any more anyway. I only have one more farm to destroy and then I'm done. For now.
I'm taking the defoliant back, too.
But the last broccoli farm!
Let it be a lesson to you. If Chris wasn't involved, I'd have you arrested for high treason!
In that case, I'm glad Chris is involved.
[angrily gets in the truck and sees Chris hiding] And you! You're not hiding!
First off, let me say I'm sorry. Second, let me say I don't know what I'm apologizing for.
We will talk about it at home.
Uh, you didn't leave the keys in the car, did you?
Why do you ask?
A rookie mistake.
[Dan takes the car and drives away offscreen]
Dan! Get back here! Let's get after him.
He has the keys to the truck, too.
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