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S3 E10

Dan Vs. · Season 3, Episode 10

Dan, Chris and others in “Vegetables”

Dan

This has been so much fun. We really should get hold of devastatingly toxic chemicals more often.

Chris

I am rather enjoying myself. Where to next?

Dan

There's one last broccoli farm left in the greater Los Angeles area. We take that out, they'll HAVE to serve fries at Burgerphile again.

Chris

What's Elise doing here?

[both vehicles stop in the middle of road]

Elise

Dan! [comes out from the car and confronts him for taking her ID] You are a dead man!

Dan

[comes out from the truck] Okay, before you start in on one of your irrational "You-took-my-ID-a and-used-it-to-steal-weapons-grade-def foliants-from-the army," let's take a moment to think about what's really important. Friendship. [Elise punches him] Ow! Jerk!

Elise

Where's my ID?

Dan

It's in the truck! Go ahead and take it, I don't need it any more anyway. I only have one more farm to destroy and then I'm done. For now.

Elise

I'm taking the defoliant back, too.

Dan

But the last broccoli farm!

Elise

Let it be a lesson to you. If Chris wasn't involved, I'd have you arrested for high treason!

Dan

In that case, I'm glad Chris is involved.

Elise

[angrily gets in the truck and sees Chris hiding] And you! You're not hiding!

Chris

First off, let me say I'm sorry. Second, let me say I don't know what I'm apologizing for.

Elise

We will talk about it at home.

Chris

Uh, you didn't leave the keys in the car, did you?

Elise

Why do you ask?

Chris

A rookie mistake.

[Dan takes the car and drives away offscreen]

Elise

Dan! Get back here! Let's get after him.

Chris

He has the keys to the truck, too.

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