Dan and Chris in “Vegetables”

Where did all these farmers' markets come from, anyway? And what are all those things they're selling?

They're called vegetables, Dan. You should try them sometime.

What about me makes you think I'd have any interest in eating vegetables!

They have fruit, too.

If I want something sweet, I'll have candy. Like an adult.

Look, you can't live on just hamburgers and turkey sandwiches, Dan. It's not healthy.

I'll have you know my grandfather lived to be a hundred and 8.

Oh? Did he eat only meat and bread, as well?

No, but he MINDED HIS OWN BUSINESS! [he realizes that Burgerphile serves broccoli instead of fries] What on God's green earth is that thing? You stay back, deviant! Get away from me!

Oh, right! I read about this. In an effort to be more healthy, this month they're replacing the french fries with a different vegetable every week. This week's broccoli-palooza.

Come on, we're going to another Burgerphile.

Uh, no, it's ALL Burgerphiles. Everywhere. [Dan knocks down a plate of broccoli and heads out]

[angrily growls] TIMBER!

Dan, that is not okay.

VEGETABLLLLLLLLLLLES!!!!!!!