Dan, Crunch and others in “Jury Duty”

Your honor, I am also in the process of giving birth. And I'm also emotionally fragile, having been recently abducted by aliens. [cut to Dan being locked in a hamster cage] Alternate juror? That's even worse! I still have to be here, but I can't send anyone to prison!

I'm just happy to be of service to my community. By the way, that's Olaf. He doesn't speak any English.

Then how do you know what his name is?

Oh I'm like, totally fluent in Danish. Anyway, Olaf isn't even a juror. He wandered in by mistake when he was looking for the bathroom.

I'm tunneling out. [he digs down under the cage until he gets hit at the bottom]

Don't go yet, bro-face. They're supposed to give us food pellets in like an hour.

[pops up] Useless! Under the layer of newspaper there's just more bars.

Has the jury selected a foreman?

We have, your honor. It's me.

[cheers] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[whisper-yelling] CHRIS! Hey, Chris! You've got to bust me out of here.

I'm not "busting you out" of jury duty.

Just go to my apartment, all right?! In my closet, you'll find a a plastic gun, a block of thermite, a wig, makeup, petroleum jelly-

But sadly, no clean clothes.

[clank clank] Are you trying to influence one of my jurors, or just disturbing the proceedings?

Uh, the second one? [gets kicked out of the court] I'll just wait out here, then.