Man, Dan and others in “Jury Duty”

Which one of you is Dan?

Who wants to know?! The trilateral commission? Freemasons? [gets a paper about jury duty thrown on his face]

L.A. Superior Court, buddy. You've been served.

Jury duty?

We tried to notify you by mail, but you never responded.

I don't open mail from the government. That's what they want you to do.

We'll see you in court. [walks away]

But my friends and I need to drive around until we find the aliens that abducted me! We have to make them pay for what they did! Whatever it was, I'm sure it wasn't pleasant.

You show up for jury duty, or you go to jail. Your choice.

Dan has to perform his civic duty!

Don't worry Dan. Elise and I will drive you.

Elise? You're Elise?

Oh, come on!

[yelling] JURY DUTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!