Doctor, Chris and others in “The Common Cold”

Well, sorry, there's no cure for the common cold. [walks away]

Told ya.

What are you talking about?! If modern science can cure a ham, you can cure a common cold.

With all of the life threatening diseases that are yet to be cured, there's isn't the manpower nor the resources to exhaust on such a mild virus.

Oh, I get it. You're lazy. [takes the stethoscope away from the doctor]

Hey! Where are you going with my stethoscope?

To do what you should have done a long time ago. I'm going to cure the common cold! [leaves]

[gives the doctor his money] For the stethoscope. [leaves]