Doctor
Well, you're sick.
Dan
Guess you were right. I'll have to buy you a drink at Bingo.
Doctor
Dan, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a pretty bad case of the common cold. A cold is a viral infection in the upper respiratory tract.
Chris
Are you telling me you've never had a cold before?
Dan
I happen to lead a very healthy lifestyle. [sneezes]
Doctor
Dan, if you want to get over this thing, you must avoid physical exertion.
Dan
No problem, I've been avoiding it my whole life.
Doctor
That means no bingo.
Dan
No bingo?! COMMON COLLLLLLLLD!!!! [he coughs]
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