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Dan Vs. · Season 2, Episode 17

Chris and Dan in “Chris”

[Chris arrives at Dan's apartment and finally gives his Death Ray Gun to Dan]

Chris

Here, Dan. A Death Ray should never come between friends. I want you to have it.

Dan

Really?

Chris

Yes.

Dan

Thanks, Chris. This means a lot. I don't really have anywhere to put it, though. My Dan's box of special memories! You didn't give it away after all.

Chris

Nope. I couldn't bring myself to. Hey, they're doing a 25th anniversary screening of Space Monkeys tonight. You want to go?

Dan

You bet, buddy. [Chris closes the door, then he puts his Death Ray Gun in his locker along with the grenade, and then puts his box of special memories under the bed] Ah, there's nothing quite like friendship, is there, Mr. Mumbles? [Mr. Mumbles meows while Dan is in the bathroom] Huh. What's this X doing on the floor? Oh, no. [gets caught by a trap in the bathroom] Oh, come on!

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