[as he starts shrinking items] B-bye, bulk bargains.
Dan!
[gets scared and shrinks Elise] Wow.
Dan, you have dug your own grave.
Aawww, look at the itty-bitty Elise. Whose got the teeny tiny angry face? You do. Yes, youuuu. [Elise twists him and he traps her in a jar]
Dan! Turn me back right now!
I can't hear you! [puts the jar on the shelf] Stay there and be small and insignificant till I get back. [while the Gigundo-Mart Greeter seek revenge, Dan looks himself at the TVs] Huh, Chris is right, I do need a moisturizer. [he shrinks one TV and finds more to shrink but the Gigundo-Mart Greeter hits him by the flat stretcher leaving him wet] Hey! Whoaaaah!
You've breached our perimeter for the last time, sonny!
Back away, old man! And nobody gets shrunk!
I'll never abandon my post. I'll defend Gigundo-Mart until the day I die. Or 'til my shift ends. [he throws an heavy object to Dan as Dan shrinks it, hitting Dan in the head]
Don't say I didn't warn you.
[as Dan continues to shrink many items to defeat the Gigundo-Mart Greeter, Elise breaks the jar and frees herself out landing on Dan's head causing Dan to be knocked out, she looks at one of the mirrors and tries turns herself back to large]
Note to self: make the SR51 lighter. [the Gigundo-Mart Greeter finds her] Uh-oh. [turns herself back to large] Ugh. That's better. [she shrinks the cheese spray large as it lands on the Gigundo-Mart Greeter]
Ugh. Okay, Guess I'll take my break now.
Dan!
Now, Elise. Aren't you always saying that revenge is a small minded solution? Or something stupid?
Get out of my way! [Dan leaves as she shrinks the nuts jar]
Hey! That's not a good price for such a tiny amount of food. This place is lousy.
[Elise shrinks various items around the store which makes customers leave and complain]
[satisfied] Well, my work here is done.
Mine isn't. [she shrinks the Gigundo-Mart store]
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