Dan and Gigundo-Mart Greeter in “Gigundo-Mart”

[heads inside Gigundo-Mart and makes an annoucement on the microphone] Attention sample gobblers, and you! The guy with his face in the 29 cent pizza! This is a public service announcement. Exposure to Gigundo-Mart may cause dizziness, headache, nausea, and an unnatural attraction to bison or elk- [he ends up getting choked by the greeter]

[has Dan in a neck-lock] I learned this move on the [cough], on the beaches of Normandy.

Shooting out or shooting in? [Gigundo-Mart Greeter angrily kicks him out and lands on the parking lot seeing the sign of Gigundo-Mart] You shut up!