Dan, Chris and others in “George Washington”

I can't believe that you bought her along! This is terrible!

You have been complaining for the last 6 hours.

Yeah, give it a rest. I'm going with you. I'm in the car and everything.

Can't we drop her off somewhere? She'll find a way home. She always does!

I'm coming along to get revenge on George Washington.

The last thing I need is- Really?

Yes!

Oh thanks. I would also like shotgun.

You can't have it. How are you planning on destroying Mount Vernon anyway?

I have a bunch of explosives in the trunk. That reminds me. Don't get into an accident. And you might want to take speed bumps very slowly.

[whispering] Couldn't we just take him to an abandoned house somewhere and tell him it's Mount Vernon?

Dan has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess what he knows about any given topic. Watch: Dan? Who made Mt. Rushmore?

Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?

And what state is it in?

D- I don't know, Ecuador something?! What's with all the questions?

So there is a savant half.