[the Salvation Armed Forces truck comes to pick up the chair from the house]
Salvation Armed Forces Guy
Sir! Thank you for your generous donation, sir. [opens the back of the truck]
Chris
No problem.
Salvation Armed Forces Guy
This old thing was just sitting around.
Dan
[inside the chair] Ow!
Chris
Shhh! -hould I, uh, help you move it? It's deceptively heavy. And misanthropic.
Salvation Armed Forces Guy
That would be great. [he and Chris lift the chair and put it in the truck] What was that sir?
Chris
Nothing. Enjoy the Dan. Chair. The chair's name... is "Dan". Goodbye chair.
[the Salvation Armed Forces Guy closes the truck]
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