Dan, Clerk and others in “The Salvation Armed Forces”

[voiceover] Attention!

[falls over from his chair] Who are you suppose to be?

[dressed up wearing a marching band costume] I'm General... Anesthesia, commander-in-chief of the Salvation Armed Forces.

Well, I have never heard of you.

Well, sure, that's because - SCORPIONS! [throws bucket of scorpions on him, causing him to scream] Oh, calm down. They only sting when you scream.

I CAN'T STOP SCREAMIN'!

[through a walkie-talkie] The football is in play. The football is in play. Over.

Was that the code?

[through a walkie-talkie] Yes! Over!

I forgot what that one meant.

[through a walkie-talkie] It means I have disabled the guard, and you guys can come out now! Over!

Oh, right. Gotacha!

[through a walkie-talkie] NO! You don't say "gotcha". It's "Roger".

Oh, right. Gotcha!

Oh, I hate that guy.

Hey Roger? The radio's still on.