[Dan is at home and makes a phone call to Chris while he is with Elise at Ninja Dave's Cookies]
Chris
Hello.
Dan
We have to make them pay. They bruised my face with frozen produce. They are going down. Come over right now.
Chris
Nope. I'm on a date.
Dan
With Elise?
Elise
Yes, Dan.
Dan
You'd rather spend time with some girl than help me get revenge? When are you going to grow up? [hangs up]
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