[Dan takes a prisoned Chris to Wally's Hardware Emporium and Explosives where he goes around the store with Chris on a dolly picking up a pack of dynamites]
[imitating Chris] Well, hello there. My name is Chris. I would like to purchase these here items.
My. That's a lot of dynamite.
[imitating Chris] I got some 'sploding to do.
[laughs] Okay, that will be $3700.
[imitating Chris] Why, I do believe I'll pay with my credit card. [normal voice] Let me get that for you, buddy.
I'm going to need to see some ID with that.
[shows Chris' ID to the cashier] Why don't you ring yourself up a 30% tip!
Thank you, sir.
[imitating Chris] And thanks for your help there, my good fellow! [runs out to the car with Chris in normal voice] Don't worry, buddy. Your money didn't go to waste. Thanks again for bankrolling my sweet, sweet revenge! Stupid homeless animals. Uh-oh. Looks like there's no room for you in the car. [imitating Chris] Hey, that's okay. I don't mind. Just stick me through the sunroof. You sure you don't mind? "l don't mind a bit, but can we stop for milk shakes now? Let's get you that milk shake. Thanks, Dan. You're the best.
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