[Dan tries to call Chris in the middle of the night]
Chris' Answering Machine
Hey, it's Chris. Leave a message. [beep]
Dan
HOW DARE YOU LET YOUR MACHINE PICK UP!? YOU ARE SCUM! YOU'RE WORTHLESS, SPINELESS, ROTTEN TO THE CORE - THAT'S IT! WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS. I HATE YOU! WE ARE DONE - IF YOU EVER TRY TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, I WILL LITERALLY STRANGLE YOU!! [beat] Come over when you get this. ...it's Dan.
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