Chris, Woman and others in “The Ninja”

[on the phone] I'm just so thirsty.

Sir, it is illegal to dial 911 with a nonemergency.

[still hallucinating] It feels like an emergency. Plus there's still all those flying monkeys.

Sir, unless the flying monkeys are physically attacking you--

And I've been poisoned.

Poisoned? Well, that is an emergency, sir.

Oh, good! Have them bring water.

Paramedics are on the way.

Hey, guys!

Yep. He's been poisoned, all right.

Clear! [he zaps Chris with the defibrillator]

What did you do that for? I- I just said he was poisoned!

I don't know! I panicked!

Great, rookie. Now he's poisoned and unconscious.

I said I was sorry.

You know, I don't think you did.