You!
Mr. Tedesco, I'm so glad you're here. We'd like to go to the mess hall now as I believe is our right since I have the spirit stick.
[Mr. Tedesco swipes the spirit stick away from Young Dan and uses one of his knees to break the spirit stick in half.]
I think we need to go over the tradition of the spirit stick. You see, since the camp began...
Look at my face! It's swollen and ugly!
Let's be fair, you weren't exactly a looker before.
The whole point of the spirit stick is that it is supposed to be brute force, not subterfuge or tactical superiority! You cheated... you cheated and therefore [tossing the broken spirit stick] tarnish the sanctity of the spirit stick! Warriors!
[The Warriors kick the door of the Papoose Pavilion open and enter]
Show the Papooses what we do to sanctity tarnishers!
[The Warriors beat up the Papooses.]
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