[Auntie Rae] went over the appropriate amount of time that I can have human contact without getting aroused. I only have five seconds. After that, it's out of my control.
Not me. I've got discipline down there. I have a very discerning penis—very discerning.
My penis is an animal.
Really? Just out of control. It's wild.
It's a feral tiger, yeah.
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