You know what's going on.
Huh?
You have a racist dog. The dog hates black people!
Wanda...
Larry, you train the dog to hate black people?
No, I didn't train it to hate black people.
Has it barked at any white people?
...No, he's...he's...
So he hasn't barked at any white people.
Exactly. Your dog is racist.
Sheriff's racist?
"Sheriff"? That's a perfect name for a racist dog. Where'd you get this dog: the Klan meeting or something?
Larry picked him out at the pound.
The pound.
Sheriff, the fuckin' dog that eats black people. What the fuck, man? I'll tell you what, y'all stay here, pet your crazy-ass racist dog, but I am not bringing my black ass back up into this fucking "hotel" until y'all get rid of that fucking Klan dog. Gotta Klan dog! Lookin' at me like I'm a damn T-bone!
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