Hey.
Came for my sneaker.
What happened to you?
I fell in the toilet.
How did you fall in the toilet?
I went to go pee and the seat was up.
What does that have to do with you?
I pee sitting down.
You pee sitting down?
Yeah, have you ever tried it?
No!
It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.
What are you reading?
I'm reading a lot of stuff.
What stuff?
If I pee twenty times a day, I can get through a whole New York Times for God sake!
Twenty times?
Hey buddy, when your peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something.
What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learning something?
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