"Bald Asshole"? That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.
PPolice Officer
I'm bald and I'm not offended.
With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community...with all due respect.
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