I think I am just going to get a Cobb Salad. I'd like to make a few substitutions, if that's OK. I'll get... no bacon. No eggs. Blue cheese on the side.
CCCliff Cobb
Are you sure you want a Cobb Salad? Do you do that every time you order that salad?
Do you have a problem with it?
CCCliff Cobb
It's my grandfather's salad. I'm a Cobb of Cobb Salad fame.
I think that this is a real bullshit story.
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