Curb Your Enthusiasm · Season 5, Episode 8
“The Ski Lift” · Season 5, Episode 8
In this episode: Larry David (5), Cheryl David (1)
[Larry and Ben's daughter are stuck on a ski lift right before sunset]
Somebody's gonna have to jump.
Oh, stop.
Stop what? I can't be with you here after sundown! There's no other way! Somebody's gonna have to jump! You're gonna have to jump!
[Larry looks down]
Are you gonna jump?!
What are you, fuckin' nuts?
You got the huge vagina and you're blaming it on the small penis. You know, it's not really necessary.
Oh hey, there was a Mickey Mantle ball, his 500th home run, right over there, and it's missing. Have you seen it?
No, I have not.
Hm. It's kinda curious given that nobody has been in the house, save for a few friends. Can a ball worth an excess of $20,000 just disappear into thin air?
You want to tell me what you're driving at?
I'll tell you what I'm driving at! I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!
[Larry pretending to be Orthodox Jew to suck up to the guy in charge of organ donation]
I was in the band, ok. The girls were pretty interested, you know, with the guitar. They liked that.
Like a rock band?
Jewish folk music, Jewish folk songs.
Oh, like what songs?
Um.."Gefilte Fish Blues".."My Freakin' Back is Killin' Me and It's Making It Hard to Kvell".
What was the name of your band?
The Hipsters..Larry David and The Hipsters. And then, I left The Hipsters and I just became Larry David.
You know what? Nevermind, alright? I-I'll take my liver out! I'll walk around with a dialysis machine hanging out of me for the rest of my life, no problem!
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