If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.
“The Wire” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Larry David (5), Cheryl David (3), Jeff Greene (2)
You try to do something nice, see what happens?
You get screwed.
You do one nice thing in your life. I assume it's the first nice thing you've ever done in your life.
You're so complimentary.
It would put you one up on me, if that's the case. Although, I did, once, try and stop a woman who was about to get hit by a car. I screamed out "Watch out!" and she said "Don't you tell me what to do!"
And that's all it took to for you to stop helping people?
I got out of the "nice" business at that point.
And who knows, you know what? Maybe I'll be able to need a lawyer someday.
Anything could happen.
A lot of people sue me.
What's the guy, 40 years old? He's got to meet Julia Louis-Dreyfus! What kind of person is that?!
He's a fan.
What does he expect to gain from such a meeting? What does he think? He's gonna go over there, she's gonna be so charmed by him that all of a sudden they'll start becoming friends? They'll talk on the phone and go out to dinner together, go to the movies? What, start e-mailing each other? Summer vacations? Is he out of his fucking mind?!
PPhyllis
Tell me about Jerry Seinfeld and tell me about...he dates those young girls-
Well, um, he's a eunuch. Yes. His testicles were cut off when he was about 13 because he was in the Beth Shalom choir. And, um, that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy.
PPhyllis
Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles?
JLJulia Louis-Dreyfus
You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fucking idea.
I guess Julia will have to come back over. You'll just have to arrange another meeting.
Are you out of your mind now?
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