CSI: NY Season 8 quotes

Lindsay: (reads a text from Danny) What has two arms, no legs, no body and no head? (her phone receives another text) My crime scene.

Kieran Reilly: You can think whatever you want about me or where I come from, but I got a sense of loyalty. I was raised with the understanding that you don't go against someone unless they go against you or one of your own.

Flack: So you killed a man based on some twisted sense of loyalty you had toward Byrne and your neighborhood.

Kieran Reilly: My world has laws and a code, just like yours. Break it, and you're done.

Flack: Face it, Kieran, you got played. And now you're stuck here with us while Declan lives the life of Riley down at his bar. You said you'd never go against one of your own unless they went against you. Now's your chance.

Flack: You know, guys like you are a dime a dozen. You're always preaching the same things about loyalty and brotherhood, but you're all brought down by the fact that you drop it in a heartbeat when you stand to gain.

Mac: You brutally murder Michael Byrne, a good man who did everything in his power to hold on to what was good about the past. What a way to keep the neighbourhood alive.

Mac: What do you got for me, Sid?

Sid: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that question.

Mac: We know the science doesn't lie and people do.

Flack: (banging on the door) Police! Open up!

Willis Frazier: You got a warrant?

Flack: We can get one.

Willis Frazier: Or you could ask nice.

Flack: May we come in?

Clyde Duvall: There's two kind of people in this building. People like them...

Danny: Yeah, scumbags.

Clyde Duvall: And people like me and Alicia. We work hard, we mind our business, and we try not to get caught in the crossfire.

Elaine Moore: Look, I know you must think I'm a horrible person for cheating on my husband. I loved Kelvin. Just not the way everyone wanted me to.

Lindsay: I don't think you're a horrible person. I just think it's sad that you didn't realize that the greatest gift you had walking into that building yesterday was standing right next to you.

Sid: I'm afraid I've spoiled everyone around here over the years. The age-old tradition of the investigator being present at autopsy is to answer questions that might assist the medical examiner, moi, in determining the cause and mode of death, not the other way around.

Mac: Well, that's what the book says, but I don't think they knew about Sid Hammerback when they wrote it. You always have more answers than questions, that's why you're the best.

Sid: Flattery will get you everywhere.

Alicia Woods: I just can't believe that he's dead. You know, he was such a special man. Everybody loved him.

Flack: Not everybody.

Hawkes: The note paper I found on the vestibule floor is very promising. It took me a while to figure it out, but it's a New York State inmate I.D. number.

Jo: So what's your theory? That the killer jotted down his inmate number and left it behind at the scene of the murder?

Hawkes: Wow, it is a tough crowd today.

Lindsay: So what are the chances that Parole's gonna issue a warrant?

Hawkes: Pretty promising (hands her the warrant) Here is your ticket to the dance. Flack is your date.

Christine Whitney (to Mac): Hey, I'm having a crisis of conviction in the middle of a toy store.

Mac: Okay.

Christine Whitney: My head says pick the developmentally-stimulating blocks made from organic recycled wood, but my heart says princess doll.

Mac: Well, I'm sure whatever you pick, Lucy's gonna love.

Christine Whitney: Oh, you have obviously never disappointed a 3-year-old.

Mac: I always say, go with your gut.

Christine Whitney: Oh... or we could go with ponies!

Mac: Should I send a squad car to rescue you?

Christine Whitney: Well, what is everybody else bringing?

Mac: Wait a minute. This isn't about Lucy, is it?

Christine Whitney: Of course not. This is about meeting your friends for the first time and that's a lot of pressure.

Mac: If they see in you even a fraction of what I see... you'll be a hit.

Christine Whitney: You're a sweet man, Mac Taylor. Go solve crime.