Adam Ross quotes from CSI: NY

Mac

Our vic was a pickpocket.

Adam

Loser.

Adam

We gotta check every floor?

Danny

No, no. We're not gonna check every floor. If you'd do your homework and read the reports, Adam, Sid's autopsy suggests that our vic fell somewhere between the sixth and tenth floors.

Adam

You didn't read Sid's autopsy.

Danny

Nah, I didn't read it. But Mac filled me in.

Lindsay

(About her pregnancy) Don't you think it's a little early to be telling everybody?

Mac

I think they already know.

Adam

Congratulations

Lindsay

Was there a bet?

Adam

Yeah.

Adam

How's, uh, Lucy feel about her possible baby brother or sister?

Lindsay

She's excited.

Adam

That's... that's great. That's great, you know. You know, my brother hated me. Oh. Just, he was so... he was so pissed all the time that I was there. He was just, like: here's the little thing... oh, we totally worked it out. Uh, I mean, uh, eventually, it was totally, totally cool.

Adam

Impressed yet?

Jo

I'm getting there. Go on.

Adam

Behold.

Adam

500 pounds is a lot of speed.

Jo

A lot of reasons to kill somebody.

Adam

There's no way I'm chasing a guy who may or may not have a gun down this alley.

Hawkes

When's the last time you chased anyone at all?

Mac

How the hell did you get past that mob outside?

Adam

Well, I parked my car, like, 20 blocks away and I walked. And I'm not gonna lie, I almost got jacked a couple times, but as long as I, you know, pumped my fist up in the air and yelled some crazy things and kicked over a garbage can, I was... I was good, I was totally good.