Jo Danville quotes from CSI: NY

Danny Messer

I have to say, whoever these women are, I admire their determination.

Jo Danville

You think they did the right thing?

Danny Messer

Eh... I mean, no. But, I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing in their position.

How did she get here without getting caught?

Mac Taylor

Buildings on either side are abandoned. No one has been up here for years.

What the hell was she doing in here?

Mac Taylor

Looks like Tessa was living here.

Whoa...[They find a wall plastered with Newspaper clippings, polaroids of people, masks...] I don't think the elevator goes to the top floor, if you know what I mean.

Jo Danville

Its amazing.

Mac Taylor

Somewhere in here is the answer to what Tessa was trying to tell me.

Jo Danville

Your little talk with detective Taylor was really a threat.

No! no, no. Look, I jus wanted him to know how-

Lindsay Monroe

How mush of a pompous ass you and your club pals are? Do you think money can get you out of murder?

No! Look I don't know anything, I just do what I'm told.

Lindsay Monroe

oh, so you're a pompous lackey ass.

Lindsay Monroe

You were a cheerleader?

Jo

Oh, don't act like you weren't!

Jo Danville

Hey.

Adam Ross

Hey.

Jo Danville

Dog ate your homework, what's up?

Adam Ross

ok, check this out. I was processing Olivia Prescott's clothing, and I found this weird grey dirt on her blazer, so I ran it through GCMS, and I found a high concentration of sodium, potassium, magnesium, and chloride; which is... ah well... ah... eh- It has the same chemical consistency as ah... Martian soil.

Jo Danville

[amused] What?

Adam Ross

Soil found on Mars.

Jo Danville

Ok. So I should have Flack send out an APB on what? 5'2, big head, oval shaped piercing black eyes, last scene leaving Archford Academy on a flying saucer? [still amused]

Adam Ross

You know, I just got the results back and I-I don't wanna go to Mac yet cause I don't want him to think that I'm-I'm crazy!

Jo Danville

Adam, I can personally guarantee you, that Olivia has never been to Mars. Based on the tears of the fabrics of her blazer, the killer likely grabbed Olivia, so the "martian soil" had to be secondary transfer from the killers hand, but obviously the killer's never been to mars, so you have to figure out what martian soil has to do with Archford Academy.

Adam Ross

Ok. [Turns to leave, sees Mac] Oh God [Leaves in the opposite direction]

Mac Taylor

Since when were Stalin, Khrushchev, and Beria ingredients in water?

Lindsay Monroe

Never...

Sheldon Hawkes

I don't think there's 1947 calories in it either.

Jo Danville

Where did that water bottle come from?

Sheldon Hawkes

Vics' backpack.

Mac Taylor

[Looking at the water bottle closely] Heh, Multiple Choice. 1-T-D

Lindsay Monroe

1947. TD. Truman Doctrine.

Mac Taylor

2-M-P

Jo Danville

Marshall Plan.

Mac Taylor

3-N-S-A

Lindsay Monroe

National Security Agency.

Mac Taylor

National Security Act, Agency wasn't formed until 1949. Everything on this bottle has been replaced with information pertaining to the Cold War.

Jo Danville

All the answers to the test. It's a cheat sheet.

Sheldon Hawkes

That's impressive.

Jo Danville

Hey.

Mac Taylor

[Looks at his watch] What are you doing here?

Jo Danville

Forgot my homework. Left myself a post it so I wouldn't forget on my desk. Of course, I forgot.

Mac Taylor

On your desk?

Jo Danville

Ok, thank you, yes, it's a mess, you know.

Mac Taylor

Huh... How'd it go? [About Ellie]

Jo Danville

oh, it didn't. Ellie changed her mind.

Mac Taylor

Teenagers.

Jo Danville

Yep, that about sums it up. Mac you need to get married and have kids so I don't have to go through all these challenges alone.

Mac Taylor

Have you lost your mind?

Jo Danville

Yeah, don't get married, just adopt a child. [Mac laughs] Children are wonderful.

Mac Taylor

Misery really loves company, huh?

Jo Danville

You'd make a great father.

Mac Taylor

Jo, stop.

Jo Danville

didn't you ever think about being a grandfather?

Mac Taylor

Hey, if I buy you a burger and beer will you stop talking?

Jo Danville

Done. You know I have a weakness for food. Lets get a juicy, greasy hamburger, with a light beer.

Jo Danville

You would make a great father.

Mac Taylor

Jo...

Jo Danville

So all this time we've been looking at food trucks we should have been focusing on fine dining.

Mac Taylor

Let's go see if murder is on the menu.

Jo Danville

Danny, check your schedule. You'll receive a 'must appear' for Wednesday.

Sheldon Hawkes

I can cover your cases for you if you have any deadlines.

Danny Messer

Ah, thanks, Doc (To Lindsay) You weren't even gonna offer, were you?

Lindsay Monroe

Solve your own damn cases.

Adam Ross

I can't wait to get married.

Jo Danville

Okay, what's going on, Mac? I know you better than you think. Something's up. What suddenly compelled you to investigate a robbery at a bodega on Austin and 123rd?

Mac Taylor

I'm the head of the Crime Lab, Jo. I think that more or less entitles me to re-evaluate any case I want, whenever I want.

Jo Danville

Fine. I have no problem with that. But I'm your colleague and friend and I think that more or less entitles me to ask why.

Jo Danville

You know, you're going old school with that string. You'd be amazed at what computers can do nowadays.

Mac Taylor

It's an old case. Old habits.

Jo Danville

You're a very pretty woman. You seem like you have a good head on your shoulders. What happened?

You can go now.

Jo Danville

If I had to guess, I bet you had a father who told you you would never amount to anything. And after you heard that about a hundred times you started to believe it.

Get out.

Jo Danville

So you started dating guys who would smack you around.

Get the hell out.

Jo Danville

Why didn't you say something about what happened to you on that roof? You put it in the paperwork, but you didn't tell anyone. Why?

Mac Taylor

I'm still trying to wrap my head around a few things, Jo. I've eluded death on many occasions, but this time it was different. It was staring me right in the eyes.

Mac Taylor

What am I doing? How much longer can I do this?

Jo Danville

So that's why you went back to the bodega homicide, the last unsolved case. You wanted to see if you could find some closure.

Mac Taylor

I've done a lot of good.

Jo Danville

Yeah.

Mac Taylor

Maybe I've done my part.