Jo Danville quotes from CSI: NY

Jo

(Referring to the Jennifer Walsh) Flack said she was looking at you like she wanted something else.

Mac

Flack is dead. He's dead.

Jo

Get over it, Mac Taylor. Look at me. You're a charming, sexy single man. There's no hiding from the ladies.

Mac

I'm not hiding.

Jo

I think the word sexy makes you nervous. Speaking of crazy love, I got to go meet my kids for pizza.

Apparently, he and his partner, a guy named Phillip Roth, made a killing during the housing bubble.

Jo

Looks like the killing didn't stop there.

Mac

They're still showing that thing?

Jo

Apparently so.

Mac

I never saw that.

Jo

You didn't? Aw, Mac, you should. I think you'd love it. It ranks right up there with that eight-hour Reagan documentary you're always watching.

I'm sorry, who?

Jo

Ron Ferguson. The same Ron Ferguson you were having an affair with.

What? Can we take a step back here? Because I don't know any Ron Ferguson.

Jo

'Dirty Harry'. Add that to his list of favorites.

Lindsay

(Chuckles) Really? 'Dirty Harry'? I'm not sure Mac would approve of his policing techniques.

Lindsay

There we go, hours of social networking at your fingertips!

Mac

Great. I don't want a profile page.

Jo

Oh, it doesn't matter, that's the point. Someone else can build it for you.

Mac

What kind of person makes a fake profile to have an online love affair with their own husband?

Lindsay

She must've been trying to catch Ron cheating.

Jo

More like entrapment.

Mac

We knew their marriage was in trouble. This takes it to a new level.

Lindsay

Can you imagine what Mr. Seville must be going through? I don't know what I would do if anyone ever took Lucy. I would give my right arm to have her back.

Jo

As endearing as that sounds, please, let's just have one severed appendage at a time.

Jo

[while walking down the 187th Street steps] I knew I shouldn't have done the StairMaster this morning.

Mac

It's a long way down.

It's even longer coming up, trust me. 130 steps. Finally counted after the third trip.

Jo

Ok, I hope y'all are taking notes. First of all I could not stop thinking about these two pieces of violet flavored gum, because I couldn't wrap my head about how the wound up in Jimmy Fillbrook's mouth, and on Greg Barbera's satchel. So I went back to the schedule from the courier service that Greg worked for, and it turns out that his first pick up of the day was across from a little dinner in Chelsea, right around the corner from the Cragston Hotel.

Mac

Who did he pick up from?

Jo

Jimmy Fillbrook. And guess what the dinner has in a little dish next to the cash register.

Lindsay

Violet gum.

Jo

Bingo. But there was something else that kept bugging me. Because Greg Barbera was a bike messenger, right? So why did he run from Scott Perfitto? Where on earth was his bike? So I went back and looked at the NYPD footage one more time. Look what I spotted at about 100 yards ahead of both of them.

Danny

Guy on a bike.

Jo

Yes, but not just any bike. It matches the exact description supplied to us by the courier service that Greg worked for. And look whats hanging from the handle bars.

A chain saw. Could've been used to cut down the fallen tree outside of Scott Perfitto's apartment, right?

Mac

Greg probably locked up his bike.

Lindsay

Greg's bike was stolen so he had to run from Perfitto on foot.

Hawkes

Which caused him to fall down the steps.

Jo

and due to Greg's untimely death he wasn't able to deliver this.

Mac

Doug Kramer. That's the name of the building and safety official who was supposed to accept the bribe from Jimmy Fillbrook.

Jo

For fifteen grand.

But since he didn't get it, he ruled to condemn the Cragston Hotel at the B&S meeting.

Jo

Yes, which we all know drove our supper, Toby Delafont, to our murderous rage.

Danny

He attacked Fillbrook in the park, leaving him for dead.

Lindsay

Right. And then Fillbrook wondered further into the woods, right into the path of Nicholas Bristow's arrow.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard but it actually makes sense.

Mac

One crime leads to another.

Hawkes

And another.

Danny

And another.

Lindsay

And another.

Jo

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is known as the Ripple Effect.

Jo

You, me, Sheldon, Danny, Lindsay.

Mac

How many lab techs?

Jo

Three. They were assigned to the scene.

Mac

The only people taking crime scene photos were Danny and Hawkes. We're all in the picture, including the techs... so who took that picture?

Mac

Someone who could get access to our cell phones and send us that photo, someone who wouldn't look out of place at the crime scene, who could gain entry to the evidence, someone who's playing "catch me if you can." Not only was our victim part of the crime lab, I'm thinking so was our killer.

Jo

This is personal for Mac, Adam. He's not gonna treat anyone with kid gloves.

Adam

Well, it's personal for me, too. More than anybody in this room, I spend the most time with the lab techs. I-I started where they did. They don't want to be treated with kid gloves. They just want to be treated with respect. Look, Jessica, um... she's not just another girl in a white lab coat. Okay? She was a friend.

Adam

We could build a profile, you know... a woman, size seven shoe, six one.

Danny

We're off to a really bad start there, buddy. Not one of our suspects fits that profile. None are that tall.

(Looking at each other) High heels.

Jo

Adam, you've been at this how long?

Adam

Oh, I'd say about, uh, three, four years now (Chuckles)

Jo

Well, he has to be in the crowd. Arsonists are sick people. They disregard risk to thumb their nose at authority, and they love to watch their work.

Adam

Maybe he doesn't. I mean, look at Johnny Depp. He doesn't watch any of his movies.