Jo Danville quotes from CSI: NY

Jo

(About John Curtis) Why would he agree to come in and then not be willing to talk?

Mac

He's willing to talk, just not to me. He specifically requested you.

Jo

The camera is here to record the...

To make sure I don't falsely claim something happened? I mean, I can understand that. I might leave here and go beat the hell out of myself and then come back and claim police brutality.

Jo

Where were you last night?

Where were you last night?

Jo

I don't find this amusing.

It's not meant to be. And I'll tell you why I ask: because I'd like to know what your alibi is for Ali's time of death. The way I see it, you have more motive to kill Ali than I do.

I made a mistake.

Jo

It's not just a mistake, Frank. You know I have to alert the defense.

Oh, you do that, this whole case could blow up.

Jo

You've given me no choice.

Jo

(About Frank Waters) How is it possible to misjudge a person so? I trusted this man.

Sid

And now he's suspected of murder.

Beg me not to kill you. Come on, I want to hear you say it.

Jo

Never! (Spits)

Attagirl. You never did know when to give up, did you?

Jo

You know how most gun accidents happen and people end up shooting themselves?

Bang. You got me. You finally got me.

Jo

They always forget the one in the chamber (She shoots him dead)

Every now and then, a fan would stop him on the street, challenge him to a fight.

Jo

How would Ryan handle that?

He'd give them an autograph instead.

Jo

Were there ever any physical attacks?

Danny

No. Everything but. I mean, he made death threats. He also broke into their house and left a cake frosted with dog feces on the kitchen counter.

Jo

Delightful.

Yeah, the VIP pass was mine. But I was too busy last night in the cage to be using it.

Mac

Then who'd you give that pass to?

I don't remember. All right. Fine. I sold it to some guy in the parking lot.

Jo

What did he look like?

Looked like he was eager enough to give me 300 bucks for it.

Jo

Mac, how do you eat your peanuts?

Mac

Peanuts? Uh... like everybody else, I suppose.

Jo

Well, down south, we like to eat ours boiled, 'cause it makes the shell soft, and we can open them with our teeth.

Jo

What's our motive here, Mac, if it wasn't for insurance money? And if he's really such a great guy, why would he walk away from all that fame and adoration?

Mac

When we find him, remind me to ask.

Jo

You know, the horrors that these young people endure while fighting for their country. Is it any wonder they're unable to cope with daily life?

Mac

We have an epidemic of homeless veterans on our nation's streets. Over 100,000 brave men and women just lost in the shuffle.

Jo

It's shameful.

Mac

Full military honours for Private Hunt's funeral. He and his family will get the dignified closure they deserve.

Jo

While I don't condone Ryan Richards' choices, I do understand why he made them. Love just makes you do crazy things.

Mac

Well, sometimes I think that's just an excuse for bad behavior.

Jo

Oh, I don't know, Mac. When it comes to matters of the heart, I've had my share of temporary insanity.

Mac

Maybe I have, too.

Jo

(Referring to Jennifer Walsh) I hear you have a new friend.

Mac

Lindsay has an overactive imagination.