Stella Bonasera quotes from CSI: NY

Stella Bonasera

I'm going to call Hawkes.

Mac Taylor

Tell him to bring a spatula.

I really wish I wasn't a part of this.

Stella

Well, Mac wants to make sure you are.

He obviously enjoys seeing me nail a friend.

Stella Bonasera

What do you do when you can't sleep?

Mac Taylor

Work.

Stella

What do normal people do when they can't sleep?

Stella

What do you do when you can't sleep?

Mac

Work.

Stella

What do normal people do when they can't sleep? [Mac looks confused] They flip the pillows to the cooler side! [Mac realizes what she means and they flip the mattress to show a yellow discolored spot] Bleach heaven! I'm starting to get frustrated!

Mac

[uses his knife and cuts down to the springs showing blood] Don't get mad...Get even!

When I'm the cooler head, you know you blew it.

Stella

I blew it? What about Buffy the friend-slayer over there?

My client has nothing to say.

Stella

That's okay. I'm in a chatty mood. [Behind her, Flack smirks]

Stella Bonasera

Any idea what they used to hit her?

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes

There's granular particulate matter in her wound. At first I thought it was dirt, but then I took it under the autopsy scope: feldspar, quartz, and a pinch of mica.

Stella

Granite.

Hawkes

Yeah.

Bonasera

So, the murder weapon was a rock.

Hawkes

And judging from the head wound, I would be looking for a rock with a V-shaped edge.

Bonasera

[sarcastically] Oh, well that's good to know. Narrows down my search.

Stella

Why haven't you taken your wedding ring off?

Mac

Because, uh, I don't know. I don't want to.

Stella

A Boston fan in the Bronx? Very brave.

Danny

He's stupid. Very stupid. Boston's tough. New York better get it together.

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes

[hands Stella a spleen from a victim] Oh, I've got something else.

Detective Stella Bonasera

Don't make me hold something again!

Detective Mac Taylor

No clothes, no shoes, no handbag, just lace.

Detective Stella Bonasera

If this is the new look for spring, you can count me out.

Detective Stella Bonasera

Pou eisai esi vre file? Skeftesei kat kai ksero pou thelis na me to pis.

Detective Mac Taylor

And in English?

Detective Stella Bonasera

What the hell's buggin' ya Mac?

Detective Mac Taylor

Sounds so much better in Greek.

Detective Stella Bonasera

[Smiles] Yeah, most things do.

Stella

Dispatch, I have the feeling it's going to be a very busy day. Want to switch jobs?

Hawkes

Oh, yeah, sure. You'll be cutting off that guy's right arm and left leg.

Stella

I'm leaving now. Thank you.

Sheldon Hawkes

[regarding the victim's brain] It's about 98 degrees out here, the pavement is very hot, any remaining pieces are more than likely fried.

Stella Bonasera

I knew this would be a no-brainer for you.

Hawkes

She didn't just say that.

She did.

Mac Taylor

[about mosquitoes] Only the female of the species bite.

Stella

Good for her!

Mac

Did you know that Hawkes is a walking encyclopedia of tidbit information?

Stella

That's good. Now you can go to him instead of Google.