Lindsay Monroe quotes from CSI: NY

Lindsay

(About Jennifer Walsh) Who was that?

Mac

Nobody.

Lindsay

'Nobody' is pretty cute.

Lindsay

Mac, are those flowers on your desk also from 'nobody'?

Mac

(Chuckles) Lindsay, go.

Lindsay

You mean to tell me that while I've been trying to get a lead out of an empty cardboard box, you've been here doing magic tricks?

Danny

Uh, it creates a diversion, helps me think.

Lindsay

That's very impressive.

Danny

Thank you.

Lindsay

I think you should stick to your day job, though.

(To Lindsay) I believe... your exact words were: 'one more stop, then we get a bite to eat.'

Lindsay

Yes, and this office is the last stop.

No! no, no, no! You said it on the walk up to the last place. That's one more. This is two.

Lindsay

You are like Danny. You do not listen to what I actually say.

Oh, I listen. I think the problem is you're not saying what you think you're saying. He says that too, doesn't he?

Lindsay

Yeah. Word for word.

(Cuckles) Men and women.

Jo

'Dirty Harry'. Add that to his list of favorites.

Lindsay

(Chuckles) Really? 'Dirty Harry'? I'm not sure Mac would approve of his policing techniques.

Mac

(Looking at an internet profile that Jo and Lindsay have created for him) What is this?

Lindsay

It's your profile page, Mac. It's all part of the investigation.

Mac

(Confused) Okay.

Lindsay

There we go, hours of social networking at your fingertips!

Mac

Great. I don't want a profile page.

Jo

Oh, it doesn't matter, that's the point. Someone else can build it for you.

Mac

What kind of person makes a fake profile to have an online love affair with their own husband?

Lindsay

She must've been trying to catch Ron cheating.

Jo

More like entrapment.

Mac

We knew their marriage was in trouble. This takes it to a new level.

Lindsay

Can you imagine what Mr. Seville must be going through? I don't know what I would do if anyone ever took Lucy. I would give my right arm to have her back.

Jo

As endearing as that sounds, please, let's just have one severed appendage at a time.

Do you know why I played the GoGame? To get away from this name, this identity as a Seville. I lost my finger and Michelle lost her life because I wanted so desperately to get away from my father. What have I done?

Lindsay

(Returning his family ring to him) It's not about what you've done. It's about what you do going forward.

Danny

Climbed a lot of trees back in Montana, didn't you?

Lindsay

Damn straight, city boy.

Danny

Was that before or after you started cow tipping?

Lindsay

(Fakes a laughter) Wow!

Danny

What?

Lindsay

(Pretending) Is that a snake?

Danny

(Jumping out of his skin) Where? What?

Jo

Ok, I hope y'all are taking notes. First of all I could not stop thinking about these two pieces of violet flavored gum, because I couldn't wrap my head about how the wound up in Jimmy Fillbrook's mouth, and on Greg Barbera's satchel. So I went back to the schedule from the courier service that Greg worked for, and it turns out that his first pick up of the day was across from a little dinner in Chelsea, right around the corner from the Cragston Hotel.

Mac

Who did he pick up from?

Jo

Jimmy Fillbrook. And guess what the dinner has in a little dish next to the cash register.

Lindsay

Violet gum.

Jo

Bingo. But there was something else that kept bugging me. Because Greg Barbera was a bike messenger, right? So why did he run from Scott Perfitto? Where on earth was his bike? So I went back and looked at the NYPD footage one more time. Look what I spotted at about 100 yards ahead of both of them.

Danny

Guy on a bike.

Jo

Yes, but not just any bike. It matches the exact description supplied to us by the courier service that Greg worked for. And look whats hanging from the handle bars.

A chain saw. Could've been used to cut down the fallen tree outside of Scott Perfitto's apartment, right?

Mac

Greg probably locked up his bike.

Lindsay

Greg's bike was stolen so he had to run from Perfitto on foot.

Hawkes

Which caused him to fall down the steps.

Jo

and due to Greg's untimely death he wasn't able to deliver this.

Mac

Doug Kramer. That's the name of the building and safety official who was supposed to accept the bribe from Jimmy Fillbrook.

Jo

For fifteen grand.

But since he didn't get it, he ruled to condemn the Cragston Hotel at the B&S meeting.

Jo

Yes, which we all know drove our supper, Toby Delafont, to our murderous rage.

Danny

He attacked Fillbrook in the park, leaving him for dead.

Lindsay

Right. And then Fillbrook wondered further into the woods, right into the path of Nicholas Bristow's arrow.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard but it actually makes sense.

Mac

One crime leads to another.

Hawkes

And another.

Danny

And another.

Lindsay

And another.

Jo

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is known as the Ripple Effect.

Danny

I'm coming to the rescue, 'cause it looks like you have wrinkles all over your forehead...

Lindsay

It's not a wrinkle. It's a frown.

Adam

We could build a profile, you know... a woman, size seven shoe, six one.

Danny

We're off to a really bad start there, buddy. Not one of our suspects fits that profile. None are that tall.

(Looking at each other) High heels.