Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

Jacob Paul Williams. Priors for a little bit of everything. Armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon... do you realize how screwed you are?

Honestly, pal, I don't even need a confession. I'm just doing this for my own amusement.

(To Scott Perdito after falling down a fire escape when accused of pushing Greg Barbera down some stairs) Karma's a bitch.

(To Leonard Brooks) You better hope you're half as smart as you think you are because when you slip, I'm gonna be there to kick you the rest of the way down the stairs.

You can't see much without your contacts, can you, Boyd? How many fingers?

(After chasing after Evan Westcott for the second time) This is the last time you're making me run.

Come and get it, sweetie. There you are, sleepyhead.

(Picks up the phone, knowing he is talking to his grandma all along) Hey, baby. Last night was amazing... I can't stop thinking about you. You were incredible. Grandma? Oh, sorry. Yes, I knew it was you (He laughs) I'm sorry.

(To a perp he's had to run after) I pulled a hamstring scaling that truck over there. You don't want to mess with me right now.

Yo! NYPD.

Why does that never work?

(Opening Billy Wharton's locker) Damn, kid. Do a wash, my man. Cab drivers smell better than this.

(To Billy Wharton) So how are things going on with Dr. Kaplan. Or Dr. Overbrook. Or... Dr. Parkston. Or Dr. Gleeson. Selling dextroamphetamines is a felony, Billy and you're looking at I don't even know how many counts. But I'm guessing Harvard will not be impressed with your entrepreneurial skills.

(Arriving at the crime scene where a man has been cut in half with a chainsaw) Now that's just wrong.

(At the crime scene where a man has been cut in half with a chainsaw) Some poor unit had the unique experience of finding this horror show.

Hector Toasty Mendez. This guy should get a gold medal in the felony Olympics. He's got 17 arrests this year and two open drug warrants to boot.