Mac Taylor quotes from CSI: NY

Mac Taylor

and this would explain the transfer of the F.Lindsay go to the Archford Academy website. I wanna know what exams are scheduled for today.

Lindsay Monroe

AP World History

Mac Taylor

Looks like Olivia Prescott might have caught a cheater.

Hey Mac. Bet you a cup of coffee this is the most interesting crime scene you'll go to all week.

Mac Taylor

You sound confident, obviously you know something I don't.

[To Sheldon] You wanna tell him?

Sheldon Hawkes

No, please.

Alright. [To Mac] You had to guess, how old do you say our victim is?

Mac Taylor

Late seventies, early eighties maybe.

Doc.

Sheldon Hawkes

Mid thirties would be closer to the truth.

Mac Taylor

[Snorts] What?

Sheldon Hawkes

Yeah... and he's a woman. [Takes off mask from vic]

[smirking] I like my coffee black, no sugar.

Danny Messer

I wouldn't look.

Lindsay Monroe

Is that me?! That's not funny!

Danny Messer

I didn't do it.

Lindsay Monroe

Yeah, but you're laughing.

Danny Messer

No.

Lindsay Monroe

You're going to be married to her. [They all keep laughing] We are growing old together.

Adam Ross

[Seriously] Boss, One o'clock.

Mac Taylor

What is happening in here?

Adam Ross

We were... well, ah... while these guys were, eh... goofing around, I discovered a rust like substance from the vics sweater, more than likely transfered from the weapon. [Lindsay and Danny look at him incredulously]

Danny Messer

Rust, huh?

Adam Ross

Yeah, huh.

Danny Messer

I think you need a distinct chemical composition or you'll be staring at big fat dead end chief.

Lindsay Monroe

There was no hit in Codis from the blood on the platform. And Danny's print from the train, dead end. But I did manage to find a partial print from the adhesive tape on the cigar box, and I'm thinking since our vic was wearing a mask, she was probably up to something, and she might have a record.

Danny Messer

Right, which we won't find any time soon, cause our vic is still a Jane Doe, and I ran Sid's ten card and we didn't get an ID... So if that print you recovered is hers, it's not gonna get us a name.

Lindsay Monroe

I'm your wife, ok. You don't have to turn on me.

Mac Taylor

You three done?

Adam Ross

Sorry.

Mac Taylor

Alright, lets get an ID on our Jane Doe, lets hunt down a location where this mask was purchased might be a good place to start, the quality of the material suggests it was custom made, not something you find on a costume store shelf, and run this clothes, lets see if we can find a murder weapon. Danny that palm print run it for trace, maybe we can find something that'll tell us where the killer works, lives or hangs out.

Jo Danville

Hey.

Mac Taylor

[Looks at his watch] What are you doing here?

Jo Danville

Forgot my homework. Left myself a post it so I wouldn't forget on my desk. Of course, I forgot.

Mac Taylor

On your desk?

Jo Danville

Ok, thank you, yes, it's a mess, you know.

Mac Taylor

Huh... How'd it go? [About Ellie]

Jo Danville

oh, it didn't. Ellie changed her mind.

Mac Taylor

Teenagers.

Jo Danville

Yep, that about sums it up. Mac you need to get married and have kids so I don't have to go through all these challenges alone.

Mac Taylor

Have you lost your mind?

Jo Danville

Yeah, don't get married, just adopt a child. [Mac laughs] Children are wonderful.

Mac Taylor

Misery really loves company, huh?

Jo Danville

You'd make a great father.

Mac Taylor

Jo, stop.

Jo Danville

didn't you ever think about being a grandfather?

Mac Taylor

Hey, if I buy you a burger and beer will you stop talking?

Jo Danville

Done. You know I have a weakness for food. Lets get a juicy, greasy hamburger, with a light beer.

Jo Danville

You would make a great father.

Mac Taylor

Jo...

Adam Ross

Hey Mac, if a bird spits on you do you think it's the same good luck as whe-

Mac Taylor

Figure it out, Adam.

Jo Danville

So all this time we've been looking at food trucks we should have been focusing on fine dining.

Mac Taylor

Let's go see if murder is on the menu.

Mac Taylor

Will you be giving me milk and cookies and singing a lullaby?

Lullaby thing's a bit weird...but milk and cookies can happen. [Grins]

Let's go.

Mac Taylor

You want to kill me, Harris? Kill me. Here I am. Make a move.

Then there wouldn't be any surprises. Where's the fun in that?

Not a day went by that I didn't think of turning myself in.

Mac Taylor

But you didn't

It wouldn't have made a difference.

Mac Taylor

It would have to me.

Day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought about turning myself in.

Mac Taylor

But you never did.

It wouldn't have made a difference.

Mac Taylor

It would have to me.

Jo Danville

Okay, what's going on, Mac? I know you better than you think. Something's up. What suddenly compelled you to investigate a robbery at a bodega on Austin and 123rd?

Mac Taylor

I'm the head of the Crime Lab, Jo. I think that more or less entitles me to re-evaluate any case I want, whenever I want.

Jo Danville

Fine. I have no problem with that. But I'm your colleague and friend and I think that more or less entitles me to ask why.

Jo Danville

You know, you're going old school with that string. You'd be amazed at what computers can do nowadays.

Mac Taylor

It's an old case. Old habits.

What's up?

Mac Taylor

You just killed two people: owner and an employee behind the counter.

That sounds like me.