If this is a joke, I'm not laughing. These bones are real.
“American Dreamers” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Mac Taylor (3), Stella Bonasera (3)
[A skeleton has been found on a tour bus in Times Square]
How long is this tour? [Mac looks at her disbelievingly] That's funny.
[A piece of paper was retrieved from the dead teenager on which only three letters could be read]
Playing hangman?
Actually, yes. But I've run out of letters.
Reality rarely lives up to expectation. Especially if you're a teenager.
If this case taught us anything, it was to live life.
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