CSI: Miami quotes

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Calleigh: Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. You look different. Must be the eyeliner.
Ryan: I wear makeup now. You must think it's pretty, uh, pretty silly.
Calleigh: No, that wasn't the adjective I was looking for.

Calleigh: You know, your knowledge of the fashion world it's--it's impressive. Do you have something you want to tell me?
Tripp: What? My ex-wife's favorite designer, she put me in hock with that stuff.
Calleigh: Okay, if that's your story.

Calleigh: You see, I don't think this place is so scary in the daytime, do you?
Ryan: What? Nah, come on, I wasn't scared.
Calleigh: You know I listened to the entire tape, don't you, Ryan?
Ryan: So, there was an accomplice here?
Calleigh: [Laughing.] Way to change the subject.

Clavo: [To Horatio, pushing him to go into the bank.] Giddy up, cowboy. And get me a mojito while you're in there!

Clavo: Oh, I'm shakin' in my jumps now, H.

Clavo: You know what, my friend? You are a serious player! You could learn something from this man, Pop--he never gives up! And I love that about you, Caine.

Cooper: I have a theory. You can tell a lot about a person by what they have on their MP3 player.
Calleigh: What d'ya got?
Cooper: With 5 Tori Amos albums on this thing, we're looking for a girl.

Cooper: So we have to collect oil samples from all these?
Eric: That's right.
[Cooper goes over to a bike, looks at in confusion.]
Eric: Problem, Coop?
Cooper: No, no, no problem.
Eric: You don't know where the oil cap is, do you?
Cooper: I'm just more of a four-wheel type guy.

Cooper: You know, it suits you.
Calleigh: What?
Cooper: Being boss.
Calleigh: It's temporary.
Cooper: Okay, Lieutenant Duquesne.
Calleigh: The payscale'd be nice though. Find me.
[Calleigh leaves the A/V Lab]

Dr. Mike Lasker: I needed to be certain before I pointed the finger.
Horatio: Well, the finger is now pointed at you.

Dunlar: You know what they'll pay for these cars in Venezuela? Almost three times the sticker.
Horatio: Now your son's an orphan, what's the price tag on that?

Eric: [Laughing at Frank after the accident.] Ah, so does the water heater come standard, or is that custom?

Eric: Calleigh, I wanted to thank you. For taking care of that girl today.
Calleigh: It's no problem. You would have done the same thing for me.
Eric: Yeah. It's just that, uh...you've helped me out a lot this year.
Calleigh: Well, I appreciate you for appreciating me. [She kisses his cheek]

Eric: Natalia, you don't need to ask permission to work a case, okay? Matter of fact, the more you ask, the more we think you can't do it.
Natalia: Then get out of my way.
Eric: That's what I'm talking about.

Eric: Steve carry a cell phone?
Natalia: He's a model, he probably lived on one.