CSI: Miami quotes

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Dr. Kessler: Dr. Woods, this is my fifth year as attending thoracic surgeon. Do you have any idea how many people are out there living happy, healthy lives because of me? Try sticking to the dead ones.
Alexx: Try not sending them to me.

Dresden: Ahh, so Horatio told you about me. Did he show you my files? Did you see it?
Calleigh: What should I have seen?
Dresden: [Sarcastically] Oh, I don't know. The truth, maybe?

Elliott: [As Calleigh walks out for her interrogation.] Give 'em hell, Calleigh.

Elliott: Too many singing canaries in your lab, Horatio...

Eric: [Leaving the hospital.] Look, you ever mention anything about "Delko Time" again, you're gonna need to rent a room in this place.
Ryan: Fair enough.

Eric: Have you seen Peter Elliott?
Ryan: Is that the federal guy with the salt-and-pepper hair? Yeah, he poked his head in, wanted to get to the documents lab.
Eric: And you sent him to the print lab instead, right?
Ryan: Yeah, of course. [Pause] He's only here for Calleigh, anyway.
Eric: Yeah, he's had a thing for Calleigh since the first money case they worked together.

Eric: He must have been shot in the car.
Calleigh: The car could have absorbed all the blood and the bullet.
Eric: Which means that a portion of our primary crime scene drove away.

Eric: I found the murder weapon. It's got a bloody print on it.
Ryan: You think our killer was that stupid?
Eric: No. I think he was that smart.

Eric: I had a great time last night.
Natalia: Next time, we'll have to watch the movie.

Eric: I never made it to the original crime scene. Did you?
Horatio: Five hours ago.

Eric: If you come near me or anyone that I know, I'm going to arrest you.
Gloria: Mmm, so that will be the second time we use your cuffs.

Eric: It's unbelievable.
Valera: What?
Eric: Wolfe.
Valera: Again? You need to just go in a room and beat each other up.

Eric: Uh, ladies, this is D.C. We work together.
Cooper: [Staring at two beautiful girls in beach attire.] Hey...
Eric: Give him a second. He'll get up to two syllables!

Eric: You got an excuse for going 150 miles per hour?
Hayden Cruise: Too much caffeine?

Felicia: The brochures say the air is different in Miami. I didn't know what they meant until I got here.
Eric: [Scoffing.] Yeah, right. The air. It makes you cheat on your husband.