TV show quotes
[Ryan tries to get a DNA sample from a possible suspect.]
So serious. That's hot.
Open your mouth.
Guys usually say please.
What's the name of the Buckeye State?
What's a buckeye?
Say Ohio.
Ohi-- [Ryan quickly swabs her cheek]...that's hot.
Oh, you've got an alibi.
[to Calleigh] He's got an alibi.
We love alibis.
There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this. [She shows the rich, spoiled suspect a picture of a small island] Breakwater Key.
That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawnmower.
I took this criminalist seminar-- Evaluating Evidence-- The visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box. Sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring, she said... Those are nice earrings, by the way.
You took my class. [She smiles]
...But the drops you saw on her dress: cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.
If I'm not mistaken, that's a Cosmopolitan.
Total chick drink.
[Calleigh mock-glares at him]
There was only one chick on our stall door list.
[Goes glassy-eyed, imitating the airhead] That's hot.
There's a lot more than oil on these sheets.
Are you running a prostitution ring here, Tommy?
You know, I'm confused, why did he attack you?
If you find out, let me know.
That'll be easy...Because you're going to be in a holding cell.
So I hear women and men use the same bathrooms in this place.
Everything but going to the bathrooms; Homicide said there were no less than 8 parties having sex in the stalls.
What ever happened to "get a room"?
Good America or bad America?
Good America.
[About the victim, an 18-year-old undercover ABC agent aide.] Aren't there special agents that are designed to supervise these people?
We are a little understaffed at the moment...budget cuts.
And that's what you want me to tell her parents? Budget cuts?
[Calleigh and Ryan just starting the interrogation of a suspect.]
Can we do this later? I have a facial.
We have a murder.
'Sometimes the best tool for collecting evidence is the back attached to your earring,' she said. Those are nice earrings, by the way.
You took my class.
Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon.
[Sarcastically] Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case.
Thanks. I have a keen grasp of the obvious.
[Ryan lifts a hair from the victim.]
The killer may have been short in stature, well groomed and... possibly Persian... although he may have had a hard time lifting the cleaver with his paws.
Cat hair?
Even killers have pets.
Find anything?
Actually, it's the absence of something that's interesting.
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