She had all these drugs in her system?
Xanax and Prozac and Valium…oh my.
S1 E6Believers
S1 E7Sight Unseen
Are you beepable? I just have to go somewhere first.
I'll keep it on vibrate.
Jordan, you remember what we said, if there's any danger, we call the police.
It's a van full of laundry, how dangerous can it be?!?
[to Garret] Don't be so hard on yourself, you're human...live a little.
Lack of social skills, an inability to express emotion. Dr. Cavanaugh, professionally I'm concerned.
Really?
Concerned and turned on. [Jordan throws a ball of paper at him!]
Did you know there were 18,000 cases of clinical depression in Boston last year? How depressing is that?
Too bad I wasn't here, could have made it 18,001.
Garret, have you gotten any recently?
Pardon me?
You heard me. How long has it been?
We are not having this conversation.
Whether on not I have been getting any lately is none of your business and there are more important things to do around her than discuss my sex life.
Yeah, but they're not as much fun!
TTrey
Did you hear that?
The guy's got the touch.
It's gotta be the accent.
TTrey
That guy can shovel it with the best of them.
S1 E8Digger, Part I
[to Nigel] I'd say the chances of that can be expressed mathematically as.... diddly over squat.
Geek free version please.
AAdam
You're gonna get us killed.
But we're having fun, and that's the important thing, right?
S1 E9Digger, Part II
Oh blushing bride of mine.
Someone finally dropped a house on her.
HAgent Hailey
I will tell you one thing about you.
Oh, bring it on, G-Man.
HAgent Hailey
You're cranky when you haven't slept.
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