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Woody quotes from Crossing Jordan

Played by Jerry O'Connell · 22 quotes · page 2 of 2

Woody

3rd most-quoted character in Crossing Jordan: in 22 of its 120 quotes
Most scenes with: Jordan (13), Nigel (3), Bug (2)

Scenes with Woody 19

Woody

Look Jordan, I have been acting like kind of a jerk lately.

You know what? Forget it. After all I put you through I probably had it coming.

Woody

No, I--I still feel like I owe you an apology.

Oh, I don't want an apology.

Woody

What do you want?

Breakfast!

Do me a favor, Woody. Let me know when you stop being mad at me 'cause it's really starting to wear thin.

Woody

I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad. It just seems you lost the ability to see anyone else's point of view.

I hate to break it to you, but I never had that ability.

Why am I always the killer pervert?

Woody

Is he?

Well, he did play the Milwaukee Bondage Killer.

And before that he was the Ice Cream Rapist of '77.

JMJordan, Macy

Killer perv.

S2 E13 Strangled
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DDanny

I made a statement. I told you I hit him, I didn't mean to hurt him, I was just trying to stop him. I was defending her.

Woody

See, normally I go with you don't know your own strength but I checked you out. Ex-special ops. Trained killer. Spooky.

DDanny

I threw one punch.

Woody

Case in point.

Mumbo jumbo. I believe X, you believe Y, neither one of us has a shred of evidence to back it up, but we're willing to kill each other over it.

Woody

(To Jordan) What's he babbling on about now?

S5 E19 Mysterious Ways
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[Bug and Nigel are sorting through the body parts of the woman hit on the highway.]

All the kings' horses.

All the kings' men.

Woody

Nice guys, real nice. The woman's in a million pieces and you guys are quoting fairy tales.

Actually, it's a nursery rhyme.

Woody, I don't know what's gonna happen up here. But, uh, there's something I have to say. Just so ya know, uh…(Jordan takes a deep breath)…I love you.

Woody

Jordan

I'm not asking for anything here. I just, you know. Uh, I just don't want it left unsaid. Feels like my whole life I've been so focused on death. You know, my Mom, my job and uh…I think I've…I've just been afraid of really living, you know.

(Woody leans in and kisses Jordan)

S6 E17 Crash
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