Truth is, I don't care if I die, that's my whole problem, that's what the shrinks told me when I was fifteen.
[giving a speech to college students] You want my career advice? Because here it is: Don't follow your father's footsteps, don't follow in anybody's footsteps. Don't become a doctor just because your mother wants you to be a doctor or because your father never once said he loved you in your whole lousy life. I don't care. Take that and go do something noble. Go be an artist…be a poet. Do you understand the courage it takes to become a poet? Find something beautiful in life even if it's just for a moment. Something that tells you you're alive. And it's gonna be okay. Anyone have any questions about that?...Don't forget what I said.
Jordan, you can't go through life poking everyone but God in the eye!
Five jobs in four years, that's impressive.
You know me, short attention span.
I had this guy's brain in my hand, so I couldn't very well punch him, right?
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