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Derek Morgan quotes from Criminal Minds

Played by Shemar Moore · 138 quotes · page 8 of 10

Derek Morgan

Played by Shemar Moore

Criminal Minds · 817 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Criminal Minds: in 138 of its 817 quotes
Most scenes with: Spencer Reid (34), Aaron Hotchner (16), Penelope Garcia (16)

Scenes with Derek Morgan 83

We're going to provide a psychological profile of the man we're looking for. It contains some unusual, specific personality traits that someone out there is bound to recognize.

Which will make him relatively easy to locate. Long-lasting, negative impression he leaves on anyone he might meet.

Morgan

We have a term for the killing behavior this unsub displays: cleaning house. Fixing what's wrong with the world.

He's deeply rationalized this behavior, and while he certainly knows the killing is wrong, he truly believes that he's doing the world a great service.

Morgan

Ultimately, this type of unsub becomes a loner. There won't be too many people that can still tolerate him. Now, if he does have a relationship at all, the person will not be his equal. It'll be someone subservient to him.

He'll be... fastidious, tending toward obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he'll have an overwhelming sense of indignation towards the things that he's judged to be wrong. He wouldn't even consider the reasons why someone might disagree with him.

ODetective One

He sounds like a real jagoff.

Morgan

Exactly. Class "A" scumbag.

Detective McGee started noticing the disappearances a year ago. The Unsub probably had a stressor at this time. The death of a family member, or someone who had some semblance of control over him. Right now, no one has control over him.

It's probable that he isn't currently working after this many victims and the devolution that it brings, a job just wouldn't leave him time to practice his true calling.

Which is...?

A predator. A killing machine. By now, it's become all he thinks about.

Morgan

[to Mona, a homeless woman] Be careful, you hear me? This world needs all of its beautiful ladies, and that means you, too, Mona.

[Mona smiles and walks away]

You're a good guy.

Morgan

Ya think?

Yeah, you make the people around you feel good.

Well, he's no Charlie Chaplin.

Morgan

Oh, again with the Chaplin.

How'd you guys do?

Well, Reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to, but we didn't find anybody who thinks they'd seen the unsub.

We'd like to give you a rough profile of the man we're all looking for. This is someone with access. He's managed to move in a small community with a high police presence without raising suspicion.

Which means there's a good chance that this is someone you've seen.

Morgan

This Unsub has killed three women in four days. That's what we call a spree killer. Now, most likely something has happened in the past few days to set him off.

And because he kills white, brunette women, that stressor probably has to do with a woman in his life that fits the same description. Wife, mother girlfriend. Women he's killing, they're most likely a substitute.

What we need you to do is look at people who are part of the campus fabric. See if anyone fits the bill, students, professors, support staff.

DJDet. Jim Griffith

I'm sorry, how are my men supposed to know about somebody's home life?

Well, the people around him have seen him devolving. If you suspect someone on campus, talk to anyone who knows him, find out if he's recently found religion, been drinking, even if he's been harming himself.

Morgan

He may feel emasculated. Considering the stressor and the victimology, there's a good chance that rejection is a recurring theme in his life.

This Unsub displays a great amount of anger, stabs his victims repeatedly, even after their dead. Seconds later, he feels remorse. It's possible that his guilt is because his victims were in a position to trust him.

Morgan

Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I wanna hear.

You're a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder.

Morgan

How about something I don't already know.

I have a sweet tooth?

Call in S.W.A.T., secure the perimeter, wait for him to come out.

Morgan

Ma'am he's holding a woman inside.

We don't know that for certain. We don't have probable cause.

She's right.

If he's got her he waits 48 hours, he's not gonna kill her yet.

Morgan

He's changed the pattern of the dump sites, now he's changed how he abducts them. Do we really want to gamble that he's sticking to the rest of the model?

CCop

So let's pound on the door! Maybe he'll panic.

But he could spook just enough to kill her early.

I want to go in alone. The boy's in the family room, he'll answer the door.

We need to get invited in that door. He's looking for female authority figures. If he lets me in I can signal as soon I see anything that gives us cause.

Technically you're not even in the FBI.

All the better.

She's interfering with a federal investigation!

Well if I'm no longer in the FBI then you have no authority over me. I'm just a civilian knocking on a little boy's door.

Morgan

Prentiss. [hands her a gun]

Thanks.

As soon as you have probable cause, give us the signal and get out of there.

Okay.

[Reid and Morgan get stuck in an elevator; Morgan starts pushing buttons]

Don't do that!

Morgan

Why not?

Because there are six elevator related deaths per year, not to mention 10,000 injuries that require hospitalization. Chill out.

Morgan

That sounds like pretty good odds to me. Are you scared, Reid?

I'm not scared. I don't want to be in an elevator with you, to be honest.

Morgan

How about I push that? What if I push... [the elevator falls a few feet]

Morgan

I, um... can't sleep.

Want me to turn off the light?

Morgan

No. I wouldn't be able to sleep.

What's the matter?

Morgan

What's the matter with you, Hotch? You're sitting here doing work when you'd normally take a break. Please don't tell me it's about Gideon leaving.

You know, we made a deal a long time ago not to profile each other.

Morgan

Am I wrong? You know, Hotch, today was a huge, huge victory for all of us. I mean, I never thought I'd say this, but... we're doing just fine without Gideon. Hotch. What's keeping you up tonight?

[pause]

Haley's left. And I don't know if she's coming back.

We're looking for two men. Probably white, given the neighborhoods that they hit, mid to late twenties, intelligent, and organized.

Morgan

These are career criminals. One or both has done hard time, but neither presents as a convict. They would appear clean-shaven, well dressed...

Neighborly. This helps them talk their way into the homes. They may also be using a ruse.

LNLt. Nellis

What kind of ruse?

Given that the invasions have taken place in the evening, it could be anything. Could be door to door sales, person in distress, car trouble.

Uh, Derrick Todd Lee used a tape of a baby crying to get women to open their doors in Baton Rouge. Never underestimate their creativity.

These men share a very tight bond, and a mutual compulsion to kill, but their signatures reveal two very distinct personalities.

One brutalizes the parents. This is the dominant one. Sadistic, remorseless, extremely volatile.

The other prefers a needle. His injections are consistent with an angel of death. He's more withdrawn, sensitive, and he has a warped sense of mercy.

MSMarie Samuels

Realistically, it'll take at least three hours to cover this place.

Morgan

Realistically, we have less than half that time.

MSMarie Samuels

How do you figure?

99 percent of abducted children were killed or died within the first 24 hours, 75 percent within the first three hours, and like, of course you know, Jessica Davis, 44 percent of children were abducted and killed in the first hour.

Sheriff, someone around here must know who Goehring's partner is.

We should try Goehring's pals, the militia. Maybe they can help.

SSheriff

Militia leader is Harris Townsend, he owns a bar called the Horse Post.

I'd suggest sending Morgan.

Morgan

What? All due respect, Rossi, but you've got an entire team to pick from. You're choosing me? Are you serious?

SSheriff

No offense, but, do you really want to do that?

Take J.J with you.

They know we're here. But you're the last face they expect.

TTownsend

I never understood, how someone like you could trust them.

Morgan

Someone like me?

TTownsend

How has the federal government ever helped your people? Slavery, ghettos, poverty. The CIA got you all hooked on heroin in the sixties, crack in the eighties. Now, I hate the government, but you... you should despise them. They sure as hell don't care about you now. There are five other members of your team. Look around you. Why the hell did they send you in here?

Morgan

Francis Goehring and a partner abducted and killed 4 innocent women, the last of which we just found dead in a bed of roses, shot in the back twice. Nobody sent me anywhere. I came here to do right by her. Now, Goehring's partner is out there somewhere, so we completely understand if you boys are just too afraid to tell us about him. I get it. But just say so. Don't go hidin' behind your vague little gun threats and tired conspiracy theories, please.

Gotta go. Bye.

Morgan

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. What, no snappy rhetoric? What's goin' on?

Not in the mood.

Morgan

Penelope?

Uh, that guy from the coffee shop asked me out, and I took your advice, and I blew him off.

Morgan

Oh, um. Well, good. Smart move. Something was definitely wrong with him.

Wow. You are some profiler. You could tell how wrong he was from what little I told you.

Morgan

Garcia, I didn't mean to --

I wonder was it that he was too handsome or too interested in me that tipped you off on how wrong he was?

Morgan

Garcia, I--

Just because you wouldn't cross a crowded room to hit on me does not mean that a more perceptive, less superficial guy wouldn't. Hey, Derek, you want snappy? You suck. [Hangs up]

FMFather Marks

What happened to you? Only someone who grew up with religion could have so much contempt for a priest he hardly knows.

Morgan

When I was a kid, something bad was happening to me. And I went to church every day, and I prayed. Oh, I prayed for it to stop. You know what God did? Nothin'

FMFather Marks

He never gives us more than we can handle.

Morgan

Your God expects way to much of 13-year-old boys.

Father Marks looked pretty shaken up when he left.

Morgan

Yeah, well he had enough reason to be.

You're still pissed I threw you under the bus with him yesterday.

Morgan

Am I?

You know, in my day, if your partner made a request like that- Well, I was just giving you a chance at personal growth.

Morgan

[Chuckles] I get you, Dave. You're not a mystery to me, man. They said you couldn't interview serial killers. You did. They said you couldn't put together a profiling team. You did. They said there was no way in hell you would ever come back here. You did. It's in your nature Rossi. It's who you are.

Well, if you knew all that, why would you tell me you didn't want to talk to the priest?

Morgan

I was giving you an opportunity for personal growth.

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