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S1 E15

Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

Garcia and Morgan in “Unfinished Business”

Gotta go. Bye.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. What, no snappy rhetoric? What's goin' on?

Not in the mood.

Penelope?

Uh, that guy from the coffee shop asked me out, and I took your advice, and I blew him off.

Oh, um. Well, good. Smart move. Something was definitely wrong with him.

Wow. You are some profiler. You could tell how wrong he was from what little I told you.

Garcia, I didn't mean to --

I wonder was it that he was too handsome or too interested in me that tipped you off on how wrong he was?

Garcia, I--

Just because you wouldn't cross a crowded room to hit on me does not mean that a more perceptive, less superficial guy wouldn't. Hey, Derek, you want snappy? You suck. [Hangs up]

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