Gotta go. Bye.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. What, no snappy rhetoric? What's goin' on?
Not in the mood.
Penelope?
Uh, that guy from the coffee shop asked me out, and I took your advice, and I blew him off.
Oh, um. Well, good. Smart move. Something was definitely wrong with him.
Wow. You are some profiler. You could tell how wrong he was from what little I told you.
Garcia, I didn't mean to --
I wonder was it that he was too handsome or too interested in me that tipped you off on how wrong he was?
Garcia, I--
Just because you wouldn't cross a crowded room to hit on me does not mean that a more perceptive, less superficial guy wouldn't. Hey, Derek, you want snappy? You suck. [Hangs up]
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