[Reid and Morgan get stuck in an elevator; Morgan starts pushing buttons]
Don't do that!
Why not?
Because there are six elevator related deaths per year, not to mention 10,000 injuries that require hospitalization. Chill out.
That sounds like pretty good odds to me. Are you scared, Reid?
I'm not scared. I don't want to be in an elevator with you, to be honest.
How about I push that? What if I push... [the elevator falls a few feet]
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