[enters the kitchen] Eustace, I'll get to making dinner, as soon as I'm done cooking that batch of my special secret recipe, Blue Ribbon dog food. [Eustace spits in disgust, pulls out his tongue, and scrubs it with a brush] This batch is for the county dog food contest.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Muriel eats her pancakes, completely invisible, visibly showing the chewing]
Muriel, close your mouth when you chew.
OIOld Lady Inside Vacuum Cleaner
Let me lay down the ground rules: This is my half of the lint, that's your half of the lint. Remember that and we won't have no trouble.
Lousy, stinkin' tube food! [tastes the tube food] Hey, this ain't half-bad!
Stupid space!
DLDi Lung
[after turning Courage into a fly] I don't think so. Supposed to be buffalo. Don't know how, but I go back and work on problem. Should be buffalo...Fly...I don't think so.
I don't know why I'm doing this. But I like it.
[presses the fly-paper into Muriel's face] Muriel, your face keeps getting in the way! [accidentally rips off her face as it's stuck to the fly-paper] You ruined my good fly-paper!
[threateningly] Eustace, put my face back where it belongs, or it's cold cuts for dinner! [Eustace places her face back on her head, but in upside-down; annoyingly unamused] Oh, you are cheeky. [Eustace rotates her face back to its right side up position; she then bashes him on the head with a rolling pin, making sure he never does that again]
OW!!! [dizzily] What did I do?
Stupid dog-fly!
DLDi Lung
[after turning the general and lieutenant into buffalos] I make you different!
Stupid water.
Second place. Second place. I'm quite tired of second place. Second place is no place as far as I'm concerned. This year, I will win the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest. First prize will be mine.
So good of you to come. I hope you found my jam tasty. [chuckles evilly]
What do you want with us?
You see, dear lady and dog, it's been my misfortune to place second year after year in the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest. Sad, isn't it?
If it's the secret ingredient in my caramel-coated apples you're wanting, you're out of luck.
[finds Courage in the bag after getting a single dollar bill] You pesky little dog. I thought I got rid of you. [strangles him by the throat, choking him] What have you done with le money?! [Courage pokes him in the eyes and runs off] Ouch! Ouh là là! [growls, then chases after him into a room full of televisions] I have you now, you dirty little dog.
[Courage watches the Computer, possessing Muriel's body, about to launch out of a big cannon on the TV in horror]
She's fearless. She's amazing. She's Mega Muriel the Magnificent!
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