[hugging Eustace] You're back! Oh, Eustace, you're back. Where have you been? [hits him on the head with a rolling pin]
Ow! What did I do?
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The first frozen snowman. That's not too shabby.
That's what I tell him all the time. You stupid dog, you stupid dog. He don't do nothin' right.
[Muriel is lying on the sofa, coming down with a fever]
[feeling his stomach rumbling] Where's my dinner? You were gonna make hamburgers.
[checking her temperature] Is there a doctor in the house?
Ah, Courage, you're a dear.
Well, I… If you ain't feeding me, I'm going out to get me something to eat.
It would be lovely if you could bring me a scone from the Sweet Stuff bakery.
[growls] Okay.
Courage, could you go along? He always forgets to get the right thing.
Oh, I know I'm not going to like this. [Eustace ends up passing the bakery along the way] But, but, but…
Shut it. Got to get me a hamburger first.
JBJean Bon
What would you like?
Burger-- Big and juicy.
JBJean Bon
One burger-- Big and juicy. [gestures to Courage] What about him?
A small one, smallest you got.
Where's my burger?
JBJean Bon
Coming right up.
Something smells fishy, or my name is Stinky Lulu, and thank goodness, it's not.
JBJean Bon's Wife
What a cute little dog. I could just eat him up.
JBJean Bon's Wife
I still wanna sink my teeth into that cute little dog.
No sir. Not getting out of this chair.
The fresh air, the blue seas, the sky forever.
Blah blah blah! Where's my chair?
Stupid helicopter dog!
Hey! That's my washing machine!
Hey! That's my chair!
Get away from me! [goes back to sleep] Stupid dog. [Courage then bashes him repeatedly with Muriel's slipper; off-screen] OWWW! YOU ROTTEN DOG!
[Courage and Muriel are sitting on the porch]
Oh! There's Eustace with my slipper.
[Eustace, headless and carrying Muriel's slipper, walks towards Courage and Muriel]
[screams, then stops the iris out from closing] This still shouldn't happen to a dog. [The iris out closes on his nose] Ow!
This is the Nowhere Emergency Broadcast System. We interrupt this program with an emergency tornado watch. This is an emergency. Watch for a tornado.
Oh, my! A tornado! We better get to the cellar! [finds herself stuck to her chair; grunting] Oh, my! I'm stuck! Courage, I thought you used the quick-drying paint on the chair.
[reading the can] "Quick-drying Glue?!" Oh, no!
[after Courage makes Macaroni and Cheese] This stinks. I hate it this way.
What's wrong with it?
Less cheese. More macaroni. Less macaroni. More cheese! More cheese and macaroni. TOO MUCH MACARONI! Ooh, perfect! I hate macaroni and cheese.
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