Muriel Bagge quotes from Courage the Cowardly Dog

Muriel

Eustace, what took you so long?

We had to work out a deal for the rematch. If I lose, you're gonna have to pack up your things and move in with the dolphin, and be his sidekick.

Muriel

[shocked] Oh, dear. [has a thought bubble about living with Jojo as a mermaid]

Courage

[horrified] No!

Courage, Courage, Courage! That stupid dog gets all the good stuff around here! I hate that dumb dog!

Muriel

Oh, don't you fret, Courage. He doesn't hate you. [pats Courage on the head as he whimpers sadly, thinking Eustace hurt his feelings]

[walks into the kitchen and picks up the phone] Time for that dog to git... for good! Operator, I'm gonna need a few numbers. [chuckles evilly]

[sitting in the head chair] Well, I'm a man of few words. So, let's just get down to the nitty gritty. What are we here for?

Revenge!

[snickers sinisterly] And who are we going to destroy?

That stupid dog!

Muriel

Eustace, what's all the ruckus?

What ruckus?

Destroy the stupid dog!

Eh...

Cajun Fox

Lie, man, lie.

That's my friends. It's a men's club. And no dogs allowed.

Remember us?

Yeah, remember us?

Courage

[horrified] Oh, no!

You licked us good, see?

Cajun Fox

Cooked us good, too. Remember that?

Muriel

Oh. What are you gonna do to my Courage?

Now we're gonna put the squeeze on you, see?

Muriel

Oh my. Poor thing, out here all alone... what courage you have. Would you like to come home with me?

Muriel

I'll call you Courage, we'll have a grand time.

"May I talk with the two of you for a moment? In private?"

"I know just what to do with the dog, but I like to have a moment with him, alone."

"Ready for the trip? It's your turn now!"