Patrick, Jeff and others in “The Man With Two Legs”

There's one thing I don't get here. You've seen this woman on the train and you find her attractive, right?

Yeah.

And you haven't had sex with her?

No.

You see my problem?

Let me explain, Patrick. Here on Earth, there is a gap between seeing someone you like and having sex with them that we like to call conversation. In Jeff's case, it can last for up to ten years.

Are you saying I don't converse? I converse. I talk to women.

Well, do the women talk too?

[Pause] Well, they must do.