I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
“Size Matters” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Jeff Murdock (2), Sally Harper (2), Patrick Maitland (1), Jane Christie (1)
[Drunk]] It must be a lot easier being gay. Sex must be a piece of piss if you're gay.
HHoward
And why is that?
If you're gay, see... if you're gay, masturbation is practice. Y'know, you can have a good old practice on your own, and then later, when you're ready, when you've got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's. It's a piece of piss.... See, it's different... it's different when you're a straight bloke. When we finally get our hands on the gear, let me tell you, it's not a drill. Gays have their own practice kit, but you don't get any practice women. We're supposed to fly those babies the first time we get in 'em!
HHoward
That's a very good point, actually.
No it's not, it's homophobic, you stupid queen!
Hello! There's no such thing as homophobia, just people-phobia!
Patrick, what do you call people you go out with but don't try to sleep with?
Men?
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