RMRory McDuckla
Where are ye frae?
I knew you’d made a wrong turning Igor! We’re in Siberia!
All S1
S1 E11The Ghost of McCastle McDuckula
Rory! Vampire? Igor! This isn't the Glen Sparrows Hotel. Come on, Let's get outta here to the Trailer.
RMRory McDuckla
Ah well, close the wall behind you when you go out!
You were anxious to visit it I believe.
Yes but not DROWN in it! Igor do something!
LNLoch Ness Monster #1
Oh look! I’ve seen one! A vampire duck!
LNLoch Ness Monster #2
Don’t be silly. It’s a figment of your imagination.
S1 E12Igor's Busy Day
I don't know how much more of his total lack of evildoing I can take. For instance, do you know what I found the young master doing yesterday afternoon?
No. What?
[indignantly pointing to the room downstairs] He was using the bone crusher in the torture chamber...
Never!
... to press flowers!
Oh, bless 'im.
Shall I order a new front door milord?
Excellent idea Igor. (CRUNCH) Excellent idea.
S1 E14The Vampire Strikes Back
I've done it! Doctor Von
S1 E17Dear Diary
Ha,Duckula,prepare to breathe your last.
I don't like it,Milord.
S1 E19Jungle Duck
Ooh, can we keep him? It'll be a nice bit of company for Towser.
Towser??
Our werewolf!
Igor... do we HAVE a werewolf?
Oh, no, sir.
Then why would we want to waste time chasing after werewolves to keep a werewolf that we don't HAVE company?!
S1 E22Dr Goosewing and Mr Duck
G'Goosewing
I want to suck your blood,Heinreich!!!! Haaaaha!!!!!!
S1 E25Duck and the Broccoli Stalk
This is your last and final end,Duckula,you monster.
S1 E26Family Reunion
What is this? What is going on around here? You two know each other? You know Igor?
He should do. I have been his family's employer for the last 800 years. Give or take a decade or two.
I mean, he? You? He is? You are Duckula?
Oh, what's the use? Yes, I am Count Duckula!
You fiend! You monster! You, you, you, owwwwwww!!!!!! (stabs Nanny with his stake)
Oh, there you are, you bad boy! (referring to Goosewing) Who's your little friend then, eh?
Look, look what have you done to mein stake. You haven't heard the last of this, you monster!
No, I'm sure I haven't.
I shall return.
Yes, yes.
Doctor Von Goosewing, greatest vampire hunter in the world, will be back!!!! (Goosewing then falls off the cliff)
Grateful nothing! We need another portrait in here like this castle needs more cobwebs!
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